Everything I'm Not, Made Me Everything I Am

Suddenly you become ‘an adult ’ and you are told that the inability to find someone with whom you can share a double bed is the single biggest failure you can make in life.

Jon Richardson (via onlytheilluminatisurvive)

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splendidcolor:

jordyngryphon:

theguilteaparty:

bookerdewitt:

pamplemoose:

angelphile:

hiddlesbatchlove:

best marketing

A+

10/10

would recommend

WHEREDOTHEYSELLTHOSE?! I need them so bad. This is absolutely perfect.

They sell them at Target

This is a fantastic idea.

Raging pharmacology boner.

Bonus points for being single chemical pills.

you should check out their website! http://www.helpineedhelp.com

If you think that packaging is brill, wait until you see the site.

This company is a marketer’s wet dream.

That website is fantastic. Seriously, click on it and check out the whole site. Best waste of time EVER.

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seelgraf:

Les Twins. Beats by Dre Neon Mixr Commercial.

/reblogged from The Love Below

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bubonickitten:

help, i can’t stop laughing

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bunandcheeeese:

Would you still love me if you opened a top cabinet and mounds and mounds of empty, plastic grocery bags fell on your body?

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ringostarring:

ok, new theory. maybe we should play so quietly, no one can hear us

well maybe we would sound so bad if some people didn’t try to play with big meaty claws

what did you say, punk?

bIG

MEATY

CLAWS

WELL THESE CLAWS AIN’T JUST FOR ATTRACTING MATES

BRING IT ON OLD MAN, BRING IT ON

no people let’s be smart and bring it OFF

OH SO NOW THE TALKING CHEESE IS GONNA PREACH TO US

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SInk into “Where Have You Been” with The Dream ft. Kelly Rowland

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I’m not here to tell you the idealistic, templated story that is recycled from one commencement speech to another. What I will be is real with you. I hope that it can make your transition and your journey that much smoother. As a recent grad myself, I’m here to tell you that the world you’re about to enter is very awesome and pretty freaking cruel at the same damn time. The sooner you’re able to grasp this notion, the better off you will be in the short and longterm

Congrats…but | Medium

Class of ______. Congratulations. You are about to embark on…yada yada yada,blah blah blah journeys.

- Every commencement speaker ever

Great piece by Rajiv

(via thelunchroom)

/reblogged from The Lunchroom

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